Tuesday, March 18, 2008

When God Shows You Lemon (Crème Kisses), You Find Them.

I tend to Obsess about Things. I mean Really Obsess. For example, Sunday, I saw An Ad In The Target Circular for Lemon Crème Hershey Kisses. Now, I have Never tasted A Lemon Crème Hershey Kiss, but I knew, upon seeing The Adorable, Delicious Picture Of Them In The Target Circular, I must Have Them. Never mind that They Are Probably One Million Weight Watcher Points and I may Never Fit Into My Wedding Dress. (I am assuming I Devour The Entire Bag.) Lemon Crème Kisses sound So Tasty! I love Lemon Meringue Pie! Lemon Tarts! Lemons! And, I love Hershey Kisses! And Crème, whatever that is! Yes, I (Probably) Love Crème! How could Lemon Crème Hershey Kisses go wrong?!

So, on Sunday, I promptly got dressed, kissed Totally Awesome Fiancé goodbye, and then I drove to Every Single Santa Monica Store That Could Possibly Sell Candy. But, instead of The Much Coveted Bag Of Lemon Crème Hershey Kisses, I found A Plentiful Supply Of Bags Of All Sorts Of Other Varieties Of Hershey Kisses. There were Chocolate Kisses, Chocolate Marshmallow Kisses, Cherry Cordial Kisses, Chocolate Peanut Butter Kisses, Chocolate Caramel Kisses, Easter Kisses, Candy Coated Kisses, et al. There was Everything except Lemon Crème Freaking Kisses. And, so, I continue to Obsess.

Of course, I suppose I could have simply gone to Target, where I Originally Saw That They Were On Sale. But, going to Target on A Sunday can be such A Headache. Driving around to Every Single Santa Monica Store That Could Possibly Sell Candy?

Yeah, well, I promise, it makes Perfect Sense In This Crazy, Obsessive Head Of Mine.

8 comments:

Diane Mandy said...

SO you never got to try them? Oh you must! I am dying to know how they are.

justJENN said...

I am laughing so hard that you did not go to the one place that said they sold them!!

Sarah said...

Chocolate Marshmallow Kisses? Screw Lemon, now I'm obsessed!

the slackmistress said...

You need to start a TDR Lemon Créme Army!

Will said...

Don't you know anyone who goes to Target regularly?

Sparkling Red said...

It drives me crazy being Canadian in Blogland, where Americans write so cavalierly of food treats that do not exist on my side of the border! I had no idea there were that many varieties of Hershey's kisses. Chocolate Marshmallow? I wonder if I can mail-order them.

Nanette said...

Ditto justjenn!

Jennifer said...

have not tried those but am still in love with the candy cane hershey kisses.