Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Why I Would Not Make A Very Good Spy. (Nor A Very Good Girl Scout.)

MISSION: To Drive Home Sans Devouring Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies, Inexplicably Purchased From Well-Meaning Girl Scout/Student Under Guise Of, “They Are For My Fiancé!” Cookies Currently In Passenger Seat.

PROBLEM: Commute is An Hour Long. Plus, there is Lots Of Sitting In Traffic, with plenty of time to Stare Directly At Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies.

SOLUTION: Phone Totally Awesome Fiancé and inform him that I Have A Full, Completely Unopened, Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies In My Passenger Seat and they have His Name On It, Assuring myself I Won’t Eat Them.

PROBLEM: Totally Awesome Fiancé is Disappointed. Informs me he wanted Samoas, not Thin Mints. Tells me, “You Can Have Them.”

SOLUTION: Have Them!

MISSION: Not Accomplished.

PROBLEM: Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies Induced Stomach Ache. And Freaking Long Commute Home.

4 comments:

Aimee said...

OhMyGodILoveThinMintCookiesMoreThan ANYTHING!

evilsciencechick said...

he's right. samoas ARE superior to thin mints.

Sparkling Red said...

I wouldn't have been able to wait either.

Nanette said...

And THAT'S why I ended up buying SIX boxes of various GS cookies myself. ;)