Unfortunately, The Secret May Just Be Protein Shakes. (If You Catch My Drift.)

Look at these Before And After Pics of My Teenage Movie Star Boyfriend, Zac Efron!!

He's been Working Out!
Zac Efron is now even Dreamier! I showed these pictures to Totally Awesome Fiancé and he got Really Mad. After exclaiming, "I can't believe You Like That!" Totally Awesome Fiancé ripped off his t-shirt and shouted, "I have Arms! I have Abs!" Then he demanded that I Touch His Abs. I told him Very Nice.

And then I went back to Gazing At Dreamier Zac Efron.

Totally Awesome Fiancé is now in The Bedroom, standing Shirtless and Flexing His Arm Muscles in a mirror. I overheard him mutter something about, "Just wait 20 Years, Zac Efron! We'll see How Pretty you are then!"

Ah, Boys.