MISSION: To Drive Home Sans Devouring Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies, Inexplicably Purchased From Well-Meaning Girl Scout/Student Under Guise Of, “They Are For My Fiancé!” Cookies Currently In Passenger Seat.
PROBLEM: Commute is An Hour Long. Plus, there is Lots Of Sitting In Traffic, with plenty of time to Stare Directly At Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies.
SOLUTION: Phone Totally Awesome Fiancé and inform him that I Have A Full, Completely Unopened, Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies In My Passenger Seat and they have His Name On It, Assuring myself I Won’t Eat Them.
PROBLEM: Totally Awesome Fiancé is Disappointed. Informs me he wanted Samoas, not Thin Mints. Tells me, “You Can Have Them.”
SOLUTION: Have Them!
MISSION: Not Accomplished.
PROBLEM: Delicious Box Of Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies Induced Stomach Ache. And Freaking Long Commute Home.
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