The other day, I was at Work, teaching Fourth Grade. As I was taking Attendance, I overheard two girls whispering to each other. They think I cannot hear them.
“Ohhh! She is wearing Her Wedding Ring!” I hear one of the girls mutter. Last week, they all learned I had just gotten Engaged, but I had not been Wearing My Ring because it hadn’t been properly fit yet.
I speak up. “It is not A Wedding Ring,” I inform them. “It is An Engagement Ring. That means it is A Gift that My Boyfriend Gave me after he Asked Me To Marry Him. I will wear A Wedding Ring after I Am Married.”
I continue taking Attendance. There is Silence. Then a hand shoots up.
“Yes?” I say to the girl with the raised hand.
“Is it Real?” she asks.
“Uh, huh,” I tell her.
“Well, It’s HUUUUUUGE!!!” shouts out another girl.
And that is why nine year olds Totally Rock.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
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7 comments:
Cool. Instead of putting the carrot before the horse, you put the carat before the course.
Your Class is almost as Awesome as TAB.
that is so cute!
I bet the kids were begging for you to get married before the school year is up, so that they can call you by a new name.
That's awesome, as is Mike's comment!
Oh how cute! You now have to invite that girl to your wedding.
i'm cracking up! too funny!
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