Friday, November 02, 2007

No Dingo Necessary.

Oh my God. There is This Commercial for Pampers that I Absolutely Adore!! I fast forward through most television ads these days, Thanks To My Best Friend, Tivo. But, when I see The Pampers Commercial? I actually Stop. Rewind. And watch it Over and Over and Over Again. In it, A Baby is at A Party and Dancing With Her Daddy to Kool and the Gang. She bounces her Baby Bootie and flaps her Baby Arms to dance and Nothing Leaks because she is Wearing Pampers and that is A Good Thing because with All That Dancing, someone could Slip and Get Hurt, plus I guess it could be Really Embarrassing for The Baby and she would be Traumatized and become A Wallflower At School Dances And No One Would Ever Ask Her To The Prom. It is like, The Cutest Commercial Ever! I can actually sense My Ovaries Rattling!

Don’t get me Wrong –- I Hate Babies. But, this Commercial makes The Baby look So Cute, I want to Love The Baby! Well, maybe not Love. Lick. I want to Lick The Baby! You know, like Kiss it and Stuff! No. Scratch That. I want to Eat The Baby!! I want to Hold The Cute Little Dancing Baby In My Arms and then Gobble It All Up!!! I mean, come on -- It looks Delicious, doesn’t it???!!! I guess it is Against The Law to actually Eat A Baby. But, if it was Permitted, I would Totally Eat This Kid. Especially after it looked up at me, just like it does at the end of the commercial, with Those Adorable Come-Dance-And-Devour-Me Eyes.

So, for Your Weekend Pleasure, I present to you The Cutest Commercial Ever, featuring The World’s Most Edible Baby. Please Enjoy.

(Try not to Slobber All Over Your Computer Keyboard, please.)

5 comments:

Busy_Woman said...

I was just pondering pampers earlier today. They're the best diaper ever. My 3 year old loves them so much. I was contemplating posting a little tribute to Pampers because they're so great, but I see now that it's been done and done so well that I'm just going to leave it alone for now.

Maybe next week...

Michael said...

Technically, they're not dancing to Kool and the Gang, but KC and the Sunshine Band. Doesn't matter -- both groups are diaper-shakin'-booty-licious (and maybe baby-eating delicious).

justJENN said...

Oh no. Not another baby-hater. My heart can't take it.

reginold said...

Not even one-tenth as cute as my baby.

Diane Mandy said...

Aww. That is a cute comercial. And like you, I'm not even a baby fan.