You're too cute to be a Bridezilla. I think you watch too many of those wedding shows. Then again, better you should model yourself after those programs. If you were to emulate, say, "Heroes", it would be most pointless drawn-out engagement ever... Set in Redlands, CA substituting for feudal Japan...
"I SAID I WANTED SCARLET ROSES! THESE ARE CLEARLY RED! AND THE TABLECLOTHS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IVORY, AND THESE ARE CREAM!!! THIS IS MY DAY! MYYYYY DAAAAYYYYEEEEEE!!!!"
so should i wiggle my way into one of my old bridesmaids dresses and go join the mayhem out in front of my apartment and tell everyone the daily randi sent me? lol
I am 40 (Hey, Shawty!) and I Really Like Sugar Free Red Bull, Trendy Hollywood Coffee Shops, Amoeba Records, and Jordan Catalano. But, I am In Love with My Totally Awesome Husband. Oh, and Capital Letters, of course.
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You're too cute to be a Bridezilla. I think you watch too many of those wedding shows. Then again, better you should model yourself after those programs. If you were to emulate, say, "Heroes", it would be most pointless drawn-out engagement ever... Set in Redlands, CA substituting for feudal Japan...
"I SAID I WANTED SCARLET ROSES! THESE ARE CLEARLY RED! AND THE TABLECLOTHS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IVORY, AND THESE ARE CREAM!!! THIS IS MY DAY! MYYYYY DAAAAYYYYEEEEEE!!!!"
scariest. costume. ever.
Dahahaha! Nice!
so should i wiggle my way into one of my old bridesmaids dresses and go join the mayhem out in front of my apartment and tell everyone the daily randi sent me?
lol
Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Awesome!
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