As of today there are Only 20 Days until I Get Married.
I have spent 16 Hours creating 48 Paper Flowers. That is 4 Hours per 12 Flowers. I still have to make 24 more. That means 8 Hours to go.
14 Invitees neglected to RSVP by Today, our final reply by date. I spent 1 Hour making calls, trying to track down their responses.
I spent 8 Hours creating Table Cards for The Wedding. In case you are keeping track, that is about 3 More Hours than The Table Cards will actually be Used.
I have spent 4 Days searching for The Proper Bra To Wear Under My Dress. Apparently, what I Need doesn’t exist in Big Boobie Size. I have spent Several More Hours crying about the matter.
I have spent 3 Days combing through iTunes, trying to choose Witty, yet Lovely Ceremony Music. I still haven’t Can’t Decide.
I spent 1 Hour Cleaning today. We really need A New Cleaning Person before The Wedding.
I spent Every Other Waking Moment thinking about The Honeymoon. Gosh, I Cannot Wait.
At this rate, I really need The Honeymoon to last Infinity.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
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I am currently not working. If there's anything I can do from afar I'd be happy to help. I am good at calling people. "Are ya going to the wedding? No? Great, but you'll still send a good present, right? Do you need their address?" Heh.
Have you looked at Wacoal?
There's also a place in Monrovia, dammit, lemme think what it's called...
Here it is. The most ancient looking site, but they have everything and will professionally fit you. It is a MADHOUSE on the weekends. I'd suggest calling first.
http://home.flash.net/~bras/
Whenever you have a boob problem, come to me. Seriously, I know all. And they don't bat an eyelash at DDD since they carry bras up to JJ.
xo!
JJ? As in JJ Evans from Good Times? He didn't need a bra -- that kid was as skinny as a stick of...
dyn-o-mite!
It's amazing how much work goes into that one day. And even more so how it goes by in the blink of an eye, but the memories will last a life time.
Twenty days....AKAKAKAKA~! Really, it's not that bad. Try to relax... wait, does The Daily Randi know how to relax?
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