Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Yeah? So Freaking What.

Today was My 38th, eh, I mean Thirty GREATH Birthday. I got Wined and Dined, which is a Nice Switch from What I Am Used To -- Whining and Denying. Oh, who am I kidding? I just Ate An Apple Tart that was like, 300 Weight Watcher Points. But, I am only Counting It as 2 Weight Watcher Points. So, I guess, I am Still Denying. (And, based on The Previous Statement, apparently, Still Whining.)

And now I have to run because My Ovaries just Dried Up and I need to Weep About It and remind myself, I Am Getting Married, There Is Still Hope.

9 comments:

the slackmistress said...

HAPPY THIRTY-GREAT!

Diane Mandy said...

Aw. There is still time DR! Don't you fret. Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Happy bday!

Anonymous said...

Whoo, thirty-GREAT! Myrna Loy was still playing Nora Charles at 42 so you have at least four more years to be totally fabulous.

Will said...

Happy Birthday!

Heidi said...

Happy birthday!

Amy L said...

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HOT MAMA YOU!!!

(39 (thirty fine) for me shortly!)

Anonymous said...

Happy Belated, Randi!

Michelle said...

*WHERE* have I been??? Happy (VERY-BELATED!!) Birthday To You!!! Hope it was a great one! :)