Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Yeah? So Freaking What.

Today was My 38th, eh, I mean Thirty GREATH Birthday. I got Wined and Dined, which is a Nice Switch from What I Am Used To -- Whining and Denying. Oh, who am I kidding? I just Ate An Apple Tart that was like, 300 Weight Watcher Points. But, I am only Counting It as 2 Weight Watcher Points. So, I guess, I am Still Denying. (And, based on The Previous Statement, apparently, Still Whining.)

And now I have to run because My Ovaries just Dried Up and I need to Weep About It and remind myself, I Am Getting Married, There Is Still Hope.

9 comments:

the slackmistress said...

HAPPY THIRTY-GREAT!

Diane Mandy said...

Aw. There is still time DR! Don't you fret. Happy Birthday!

justJENN said...

Happy bday!

Annika said...

Whoo, thirty-GREAT! Myrna Loy was still playing Nora Charles at 42 so you have at least four more years to be totally fabulous.

Will said...

Happy Birthday!

Heidi said...

Happy birthday!

'Mazing Amy said...

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HOT MAMA YOU!!!

(39 (thirty fine) for me shortly!)

erica said...

Happy Belated, Randi!

Michelle said...

*WHERE* have I been??? Happy (VERY-BELATED!!) Birthday To You!!! Hope it was a great one! :)