Thursday, December 20, 2007

Wednesday Wrap Up.

• Woke Up.

• Took a shower and decided that it would be A Thomas Bagel Bread With Whipped Cream Cheese morning, as is Every Morning of late. I eat Thomas Bagel Bread With Whipped Cream Cheese Every Morning of late because My Local Grocery Store stopped carrying My Very Favorite Breakfast Item of yesteryear, The Western Bagel Alternative Bagel. Yes, I have written A Letter Of Complaint. Nothing has Changed. Except My Breakfast Routine.

• Drove to Culver City to teach A Class I booked At The Last Minute, the night before. We wrapped each other in Toilet Paper and pretended to be Snowmen.

• Drove to My School Staff Job, 25 miles away. It only took me 35 Minutes today, instead of The Usual Hour And A Half. Does anyone else have An Hour And A Half Commute? Yeah, that’s What I Thought.

• Talked to The Wedding Coordinator at The Place We Are Probably Getting Married and Asked Important Questions while sitting in the school parking lot.

• Taught A Class.

• If Oklahoma City is in Oklahoma, and New York City is in New York, why is Kansas City in Missouri? Shouldn't it be called Missouri City instead?

• Went to The Card Store to pick up A Birthday Card for My Easily Annoyed Sister. Her Birthday was Tuesday. I expect she may be Annoyed that The Card Is Late. Oh, yeah: Happy Birthday, Easily Annoyed Sister!

• Starbucks.

• Drove Home in Under Forty Minutes.

• Totally Awesome Fiancé made Dinner. I set The Table. Well, I put out Forks and Napkins on The Coffee Table. That Counts, right?

• Watched TV while Totally Awesome Fiancé cleaned out The Fireplace ala Dick Van Dyke and Downloaded iTunes Songs. My Favorite South Park Episode of All Time, “A Woodland Critter Christmas” was On Comedy Central! Yay!

• Figured I oughta Blog. Paid Homage to Superjux Hilary. Just for Fun. And also, because I Was Out Of Ideas.

9 comments:

Diane Mandy said...

years ago I drove 45 minutes over the mountains to work. call it an indescretion of youth.

Michael said...

Your homage does not sucketh
Chim-chim-chir-oo, yay, boo, and all that,
Said the soot-covered boy
in the red poof-ball hat.

Hilary said...

Isn't it Chim Chim Cheree?

p.s. How do I use the "Any OpenID" sign-in identity thing when commenting? It doesn't work.

Dick Van Myke said...

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shakes 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too

--Bert

Green said...

Damn you're busy! When I commuted into Midtown it took two hours, and made me never ever want a commute longer than a half hour ever again.

Your easily annoyed sister's birthday is the day after my brother's. I gave him a card that said, "I better not catch you regifting!" And clothing (but he doesn't know that yet) wrapped in funny wrapping paper.

Nanette said...

I would like to take a class where I get wrapped up in toilet paper and pretend to be a snowwoman.

Will said...

The lesson here is to never let a lack of ideas get in the way of blogging.

justJENN said...

What is the western bagel alternative bagel? That sounds redundant and interesting.

Lori said...

I too, have close to an hour and a half commute, but the last few days have been fabulous! Except when it was raining on Tuesday, when it took me exactly that to go back and forth. And I love Dick Van Dyke! (Oh, oh, and I'm Mary Tyler Moore.)