Wednesday Wrap Up.

• Woke Up.

• Took a shower and decided that it would be A Thomas Bagel Bread With Whipped Cream Cheese morning, as is Every Morning of late. I eat Thomas Bagel Bread With Whipped Cream Cheese Every Morning of late because My Local Grocery Store stopped carrying My Very Favorite Breakfast Item of yesteryear, The Western Bagel Alternative Bagel. Yes, I have written A Letter Of Complaint. Nothing has Changed. Except My Breakfast Routine.

• Drove to Culver City to teach A Class I booked At The Last Minute, the night before. We wrapped each other in Toilet Paper and pretended to be Snowmen.

• Drove to My School Staff Job, 25 miles away. It only took me 35 Minutes today, instead of The Usual Hour And A Half. Does anyone else have An Hour And A Half Commute? Yeah, that’s What I Thought.

• Talked to The Wedding Coordinator at The Place We Are Probably Getting Married and Asked Important Questions while sitting in the school parking lot.

• Taught A Class.

• If Oklahoma City is in Oklahoma, and New York City is in New York, why is Kansas City in Missouri? Shouldn't it be called Missouri City instead?

• Went to The Card Store to pick up A Birthday Card for My Easily Annoyed Sister. Her Birthday was Tuesday. I expect she may be Annoyed that The Card Is Late. Oh, yeah: Happy Birthday, Easily Annoyed Sister!

• Starbucks.

• Drove Home in Under Forty Minutes.

• Totally Awesome Fiancé made Dinner. I set The Table. Well, I put out Forks and Napkins on The Coffee Table. That Counts, right?

• Watched TV while Totally Awesome Fiancé cleaned out The Fireplace ala Dick Van Dyke and Downloaded iTunes Songs. My Favorite South Park Episode of All Time, “A Woodland Critter Christmas” was On Comedy Central! Yay!

• Figured I oughta Blog. Paid Homage to Superjux Hilary. Just for Fun. And also, because I Was Out Of Ideas.