Later, Totally Awesome Boyfriend lit The Menorah and exchanged One Of Our Gifts for each other. I got Totally Awesome Boyfriend a picture book that I know he really likes, named, Don’t Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus. He got me An Italian Stovetop Espresso Maker!!!
The next day we went to Totally Awesome Boyfriend’s Mother. She lives in An Assisted Living Facility out in The Valley. Totally Awesome Boyfriend’s Sister joined us and we went for Delicious Chinese Food! It was Fun.
When we left it was Cold, Dark, and Raining. Blech.
So, we went to Target! Yay!
Totally Awesome Boyfriend had to get some Last Minute Holiday Gifts for Work Folk. Then, I helped him pick out Wrapping Paper. I insisted he Purchase A Matching Bow And Curling Ribbon for His Gifts, to make them look Extra Special. But, he got All Angry With Me and Refused. Then he told me that Thinking Too Long About Wrapping Paper was Turning Him Gay and he Stormed Towards The Cashiers. I assume he was Thinking About Daniel Craig and/or Orlando Bloom the whole time we were standing on line, waiting to pay.
Saturday Night, we lit The Menorah again and Exchanged Another Gift! I gave Totally Awesome Boyfriend, Orca -- The Killer Whale on DVD. And What Did He Present To Me???
A NUTMEG GRINDER!!!
This was going to be The Best Hanukkah Ever!!!
Sunday, we did Our Usual New York Times Crossword Puzzle, which we found Terribly Difficult this week. Then I had to go off and Run A Birthday Party Workshop for A Group of Nine Year Old Divas. I left Totally Awesome Boyfriend behind at My Apartment. When I came home hours later and Asked Him How He Spent His Day, he told me he Ate Leftover Chinese Food, he Watched Hours Of VH-1, and he Ran Up Runyon Canyon And Was Tripped By A Dog And Fell Flat On His Face. As proof, he showed me His Scrapes And Bruises. And The Empty Chinese Food Containers, too. I have yet to Find The Remote.
And now, I present A Slide Show Recap of My The Daily Randi’s Hanukkah Weekend. This week, you may notice, It Is Snowing. Please Enjoy.
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5 comments:
Sounds like a great weekend! I read the backstory of your friend, Cindy. You had a great post about her and the commercial. Very touching. Thank goodness she's doing well! And you got great presents, too! Happy Hanukkah To You! :)
Target shoppers can redeem their manliness by going across the street to a hardware store, even if their gfs won't buy them a bucket or let them later install equipment without the use of powertools.
Oh my GOD! My dad just bought the very same book (Don't let the pigeon...) for my daughter for her 6th birthday--which is today. I always knew she and Michael had a common sense of humor. ;)
I'm getting a stovetop espresso thingy, too!
I know because we were at the store, I picked it up and handed it to him and told him "you can buy this for me as a stocking stuffer."
and then I watched him buy it.
so I'm pretty sure I'm getting one.
let's exchange fancy coffee recipes.
I <3 the pigeon book! I bought another one in that series for my friend's daughter.
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