The Portable Dorothy Parker

The Following Series Of Photographs would not be possible without Totally Awesome New Boy's Generous and Ever-Clever Gifting Of A Dorothy Parker Finger Puppet/Magnet to The (Ever-Grateful) Daily Randi.


The Portable Dorothy Parker in My Purse.
“Let’s go to Ralphs and pick up some Fat Free Ice Cream!”




The Portable Dorothy Parker goes for A Drive.
“Not another Sig Alert!”




The Portable Dorothy Parker doing Laundry.
“Men seldom make passes at women who don’t do their laundry!”




The Portable Dorothy Parker enjoys A Delicious Iced Non-Fat Double Latte.
“Yummy...I can barely taste the Vodka!!”




Sweet Dreams, The Portable Dorothy Parker!
“If I’m in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again.”