Thursday, October 20, 2005

Google This!

Last week, I had Dinner with Good Friend Who Always Takes Me Out When A Boy Doesn't Call. Luckily, Her Services are Far From Necessary, as The Boy Calls All The Time. But, sometimes, it's just Nice to have Dinner with A Good Friend.

"I can't believe you Lied to The Cutest Boy Ever about Googling him," she sighed when she sat down.

I told her that, Eventually, I did Tell Him The Truth. Of course, he had known that I Had Googled Him All Along and Saw Right Through My Silly Fib. So, all he did was Laugh and say it was No Big Deal. It was Quite A Relief.

"Speaking of Google, I just heard of A Brand New Game! You pick Two Words and enter them into the Google Search Engine. Then, you wait for The Results. The Object Of The Game is to try and get The Least Amount Of Listings," she explained. "It's Really Hard!"

Immediately, I whipped out My Sidekick and went to The Web.

"Um... 'Diamond File Folder,'" I entered first. "What?! 732,000?"

"Einstein Kumquat!" shouted Good Friend. "Ohhh...815! Beat That, The Daily Randi!"

"'The Daily Randi' Happily Ever After" I suggested. Anxiously, I waited for the page to Load.

"Zero! Wow, You Win!" congratulated Good Friend Who Always Takes Me Out When A Boy Doesn't Call. "Impressive!"

Yet, suddenly, This "Winner" wasn't really All That Impressed.

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