Eat Your Heart Out, J.Lo's Second Marriage!

One Year Ago, Totally Awesome Fiancé became Totally Awesome Husband and I could finally cease having to put in That Stupid Accent Mark Over The "E" In Fiancé!!! Remember? I used to Blog Every Day? I made Paper Flowers? My MOM drove me NUTS?

Anyhow, I am Very Excited because not only do I get to eat Frozen Wedding Cake, but we will also have More Room In The Freezer! Also, now we get to keep All The Gifts if we get Divorced. I really didn't want to have to give up That Crock Pot.

To Celebrate, we are going to go to Dinner at The Inn of the Seventh Ray, where we got Married. And....That's sort of It. The First Anniversary is A Paper Anniversary Gift, which is kind of Lame. I told Totally Awesome Husband to just give me Money.

Hey? When is The Plastic Anniversary? Or The Small Electronic Anniversary? I need A New iPod.

Only One More Year to still qualify for The Newlywed Game!