Perhaps A Story About Nuthing.

Last night, Totally Awesome Fiancé and I made a quick run out to The Neighborhood Grocery Store to buy some Nuts. We were just really craving Nuts. Long Story, Different Post.

The point is, we were at the Neighborhood Grocery Store and about to enter, when we passed A Well-Dressed, Middle Aged Man talking loudly on his cell phone. And we heard him say SOMETHING like this:

“It doesn’t matter what happens, man, you are going to have sex.”

It was enough to cause Totally Awesome Fiancé and I to look at each other and chuckle.

“Did you just hear that?” he whispered.

“Yes,” I told him. “And I am going to Blog It tomorrow. Remind me What He Said later when I Ask.”

Later on, as we were Devouring Nuts, I turned to Totally Awesome Fiancé and said, “Do you remember What That Guy Said On The Phone? I want to Write It Down So I Don’t Forget.”

Totally Awesome Fiancé squinted his eyes a bit. “Um…. It doesn’t matter what happens you are going to get laid? Was that it?”

“No,” I said. “It wasn’t So Obvious. But it definitely Inferred That. Maybe it was, ‘Stick with me and you will get lots of babes’?”

He shook his head. Negative. “If you show up, you will hook up?” he guessed.

“I am a chick magnet, so you will be, too?” I wondered.

“This is a party full of lots of whores?”

And so on. The truth is, We Can’t Remember Exactly What We Heard. We just know it was Funny.

No matter. Here’s hoping they both see Fireworks Of Some Sort on The Fourth Of July and don’t eat Too Many Nuts. Unless of course, what we overheard was, “It doesn’t matter what happens, man, you are guaranteed to eat lots of nuts.” Then, of course, I am All For It.