Problem: Sixth Grade Girls just sort of Looking Sad in Boring, Ordinary, Not So Serious, Nor Very Solemn, and Religious Way.
Solution: Quietly mention to Sixth Grade Girls that they should Pretend Religious Figure they are supposed to be imagining they are Very Sad and Solemn about is actually Zac Efron Suffering from Acute Appendicitis.
Result: Complete Success! Sixth Grade Girls suddenly Emote in Real, Sad, Solemn, and Religious Way. God Bless, Zac Efron and his Appendix.
4 comments:
Hehe--whatever works, right?
I would marry this story if I wasn't already married. SO fun seeing you guys and being all fancypants last night!
Is he 18 yet?
Inanna,
He is 19.
xoxo,
TDR
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