Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Your November Period Food Recommendation

This Month is Period Food, I highly recommend Trader Joe’s Granny Smith Apple Slices.

The Granny Smith Apples are Sliced. They are Dried. They are Toasted, golden brown. Last but not least, they are Salted! So this Snack is Crunchy, Sweet and Salty, which is What Period Food is All About. Yum!

The Best Part is Trader Joe’s Granny Smith Apple Slices are Not Only Delicious – but They Are Good For You, too! They are Fat Free and High In Fiber and only contain Granny Smith Apples and Salt! No Oils! No Hidden Fats! Just A Bag of Sweet And Salty Deliciousness! In fact, The Entire Bag is only 3 Weight Watcher Points! Not that you Give A Shit About Weight Watcher Points when you are Period Eating. But, well, You Know…

Bon Appetit, Bitches!

Period Food Score: 8
Period Foods are judged on a scale of 1-10. Judging Criteria includes Texture, Crunchiness, Salt Content, Sweetness, and Overall Deliciousness. Now Leave Me Alone, I need to Cry Over This Week’s Episode Of Wife Swap. Also, I Feel Really Fat.

6 comments:

evilsciencechick said...

you are 2 days too late.

also, the trader joe's near me isn't open yet.

but I will keep this in mind - granny smith apple slices. got it!

Aimee said...

I love you, TDR. You are awesome.

Hilary said...

You know what else is sweet and salty? Chocolate covered pretzels. Mmmm.

Michael said...

What Aimee said And youre beautiful too

Is it okay for a periodless person to comment on this one

In fact Im not using any punctuation

evilsciencechick said...

oooo...hilary! I did eat a whole bag of chocolate covered pretzels! best. period. food. ever.


mmmmmm...

slightly less healthy than apples, though.

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