Friday, June 16, 2006

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
He has an Eminem CD in his car stereo and when he plays it, He Knows Every Word and Pretends He Is Eminem and it is The Greatest, Most Adorable Thing You Have Ever Seen.

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
He buys a bottle of Stoli Vodka for his freezer because he remembers that on your first date, you mentioned that Stoli Is Your Vodka Of Choice and he wants to make sure there is always some on hand.

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
When he invites you over to his apartment, he offers you Just Purchased Baby Carrots because he read in Your Blog that You Really Like Baby Carrots and he thought it may be A Hint. (Even though It Wasn't.)

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
In the middle of the night, you mumble that you are Thirsty. And even though he is Sleeping, he Gets Up and Brings You A Glass Of Cold Water.

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
He purchases Shampoo And Conditioner for his shower, despite the fact that He Possesses No Hair, and, in fact, Shaves His Head. And he tells you he bought Shampoo And Conditioner just in case You Wanted To Wash Your Hair at his place...Someday.

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
He makes you Breakfast in the morning even though He Never Eats Breakfast. He Toasts An Excellent English Muffin and Brews Delicious Coffee and Makes You Super Scrambled Eggs and because he knows you like to eat Healthy, he even Separates The Yolks. And you didn't even ask him to Separate The Yolks! He Just Does It….For You!

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
He gives you A Parking Permit so that you can park on his street and the next day, he tells you to Just Hang On To It.

The Boy You Are Dating May Be Totally Awesome If...
After he goes to work, he leaves you in his apartment until you have to leave for your job. And he tells you to Make Yourself At Home.

And Making Yourself At Home requires Absolutely No Effort because The Boy You Are Dating Is Totally Awesome.

1 comment:

Hilary said...

Hey Randi, and *ahem* The Boy You Are Dating...you guys have any more awesome boys out there, you know, for me?