Friday, October 28, 2005

Baby Steps

I am happy to report that Old High School Friend is presently in Russia, picking up Her New Baby. This is Very Exciting because she and her husband have been trying to get their hands on A Kid For Years now. Angelina Jolie is a Trampy Movie Star/Husband Thief and she just Waltzes Into A Country, Picks Out Whichever Child She Wants, and Brings It Home; Old High School Friend and her husband have been happily married for years now and they have made One Million Trips To Russia just to get past The Red Tape.

In Related News, I just got An iPod! Luckily, I got the Angelina Jolie Treatment and was able to just Waltz Into The Apple Store and Pick Out Whichever One I Liked. And it Totally Rocks My World! Now, I can carry around All My Music Wherever I Go. Not that I ever Go Anywhere. But, if I did, I would have My iPod now! The Cutest Boy Ever has an iPod and he was really My Inspiration. Truth be told, I was trying to get him to want A Baby, instead. But, whatever. The iPod is just The First Step.

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