Singled Out

About a week ago, I was in a New York Airport. While there, I saw a woman about my age boarding a flight. She was wearing a shirt that read:

"Single Until 10-01-2005."

I was so jealous of her Single-Ending Certainty. Obviously, this woman was getting married on October 1st. But, I started thinking, If only, I, too, could know Exactly what Day I will No Longer Be Single! I would Totally Have The Shirt. And A Matching Hat. And, I would Hand Out Cards, too. I'd get a Tattoo. And, I would make it My Ringtone.

I just hope My T Shirt won't have to read:

"Single Until....
Well, Let's Face It,
Single, Single, Single, Single,
Sigh,
Single."