Monday, September 10, 2007

Life Goal #74: Check!

One of My Goals a few years ago was to have A Body Just Like Britney Spears.





Thanks, Britney for helping me to Achieve My Goal!! This is Exactly What I Look Like when I am wearing An Ill-Fitting, Sparkley, Black Bikini!

And I didn't even have to do any Sit Ups!

11 comments:

Michael said...

And you dance much better, too.
For starters, you don't seem wasted the whole time.

Will said...

The media coverage of her body is unfair, it's not like she's fat. The media coverage of her performance is not scathing enough.

evilsciencechick said...

will - she ISN'T fat, by a long shot. but she IS wearing an unflattering sparkly bikini thing in the mistaken thought that she hasn't had two children and gone on a 5 year chicken and beer diet.

she would have looked very sexy in something that covered her body a bit more (has anyone called Stacey and Clinton yet?). And also, if she were not on drugs.

Heidi said...

You always crack me up, TDR. As a long-time reader/lurker, I've got to add that the folks who leave comments for you are also hilarious. And thanks for my visiting my blog, too.

Will said...

Have you people not seen this:

http://www.avclub.com/content/videocracy/1870

Diane Mandy said...

HAHAHA! You always make me laugh.

Aimee said...

Oh.MY.GOD! Will, that video clip is just disturbing.

Julie said...

I think one of my new life goals is "Don't wear a sparkly ill-fitting black bikini." Check!

geewits said...

The funniest part of the "dance" was when, with her back to us, someone helps her up onto the next level. I imagined her letting out a big, "Uhhhhhhhmph!"

justJENN said...

DAH!!

Green said...

How come nobody is commenting on her hair? Am I the only one who thinks the faux hair looks bad?